Funny Signs

Product Details

Brand: Assorted

Weight: 0.0 lb

Overview

We Have A Strict No Dickheads Policy The Management Reserve The Right To Ask All Dickheads To Leave Don't Be A Dickhead Warning: Does Not Play Well With Liberals Teenagers Tired Of Being Harassed By Your Parents? Act Now!! Move Out, Get A Job, Pay Your Own Way, While You Still Know Everything!! The World Is Not Filled With Assholes, But They Are Strategically Placed So That You Run Across One Every F@$#%N' Day!! Toilet Rules: If You're Finished Flush IT, If It Smells Spray It, If You Lift It Up Put It Down, If It Runs Out Replace It; Ladies: Please Remain Seated For The Entire Performance; Gentlemen: Stand Closer, It May Be Shorter Than You Think. Im Trying To See Things From Your Point Of View But I Can't Stick My Head That Far Up My Ass Mechanic Hourly Rates: $100/HR ... Standard, $150/HR ... If You Watch, $175/HR ... If You Help, $200/HR ... If You Worked On It First, $250 ... If You Tell Me How To Do My Job I'm Not A Gynecologist But I'll Take A Look